i found a gun today while walking through the woods, it was small and from the size of the bullets looked to be a 30 something, anyway i was drawing it out of my pocket like a roy rogers or something and the god dam thing went off and shot a hole plum through my peter, the funny thing about it was that it didnt even hurt,but now when i piss it goes everywhere. ive got piss coming out three sides at once. the good part is it doesnt take me near as long to pee the bad part is my dick is a flute.