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• Censorship?
  Some geezer was ranting about the Bible, now that rant seems to have gone. Is there some sort of rel
• fuckin boss
  my boss sucks shit toitaly. I hate her and her shit that she smokes. I QUIT
• Indoor Football
  There's this guy who keeps trying to talk to me about teams that I really do not give a flying fuck.
• My Way Or The Highway!
  you know hwo you are if you're reading this post!!!!
• What the fuck is the point
  No God...No point. A bunch of manipulative bastards came up with the bible to their ends and it stu
• holy shit im gay
  i just came out of the closet i love men
• Rape
  ... 1. women dont care to rape men, there are too many men willing to fuck woman ... 2. not every w
• gay
  why be gay
• sick
  Little electric shots shooting through my body, here my arms twitch and are ready. My legs rememberi
• Do you Care?
  
• Shut up, cunts.
  No one gives half a shit if you like or dislike Heath Ledger. Go fuck a bucket.
• Fuck you, dude below.
  I fucking love Heath Ledger. ... ... Blow ME
• Heath Ledger? Blow me.
  So fucking what? He died. ... Boohoo. ... ... ... He played a good Joker though. ... ... Assfucks
• DOCOTORS ARE RAPEISTS
  OK U KNOW HOW U GO IN 4 A PHYSICAL THEN WTF DO THE DOCS HAVE 2 LOOK AT A GUYS BALLS MY GOD I FEEL LY
• Doctors
  Doctors don't know shit. ... me- so whats going on ... Doctor- we don't really know ... He actually
• common sense.
  its that simple people, just common fucking sense, everyone has it, just no one uses it, the human m
• NIGGERS
  NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' NIGGERS N' N
• Strange
  Isn't it strange how simple HTML CAN totally fuck up fix the formatting!?!?!?! ... R ... G ... B ...
• Hahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!
  I can't stop laughing at the fact that this website exists!!!!! ... Fuck you guys!!!!! ... ROTFLMAO!
• The posts on this website are crap?
  So find a different website.
• wtf
  i really hate rapist and that is allt hat needs to be said. ... ... if you cant get none there is a
• BEANERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I FUCKING HATE THE MOTHERS FUCKERS. THEY COME INTO OUR COUNTRY AND THEY THINK THEY CAN DO WHATEVER T
• BRETT FAVRE
  Brett Favre needs to grow up. Now that hes retired he cant stand to see that someone else will be le
• error
  
• Huh?
  What the fuck?
• Wait!
  Wait! Think about it.
• woooooooooooooooooo =]
  go on call of duty 4 add a nigger called SMi Reaper 666 on xbox hes a awsome sxc beast at this game
• Penguin
  ... I am a penguin fanatic. I love CrystalTux!!!!!!!!!! Bow before its penguinly Penguinliness!!!!
• 
  why are people here talking about computers and shit. ... wtf i dont own a computer. ... i freeload
• i love erik fernandez!
  hes awsome! ... he is but my bestes friend! ... >.
• religion
  ok alot of people talk to me about religion. ... i ... dont ... give ... a ... shit! ... i honestly
• ey! look at this shit
  weeeeeeeel i dont know how the fuck i ended up in this website. im pretty waisted right now.hahaa.we
• sandoog sucks!
  sandooog sucks big time :D
• Baghal?!
  baghal naghal?! ja7sh?! same meaning:S
• hmm... how many times do i have to post this to reset the website?
  blar
• hmm... how many times do i have to post this to reset the website?
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• hmm... how many times do i have to post this to reset the website?
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• hmm... how many times do i have to post this to reset the website?
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• hmm... how many times do i have to post this to reset the website?
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• I wrote you a poem when we started
  I thought it only fitting to write another now that we're done. ... ... I call it ... Green is the
• What?
  ... Whoa! Did I read that right?
• What?
  ... Whoa! Did I read that right?
• What?
  ... Whoa! Did I read that right?
• Not a fan!
  I'm not a fan of the recent gas prices.
• wtf
  IS NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE?
• blue
  
• Linux
  Some people like fucked up operating systems, viruses, and spyware. For everyone else there's linux!
• Wacky Windows Errors
  Leave it to Microsoft! ...
• reply to geeks gone mad
  Since there isn't a reply option in "Geeks Gone Mad!" post replies here.
• Geeks gone MAD! I FUCKING DARE YOU TO READ THIS WHOLE THING!!!!!
  What you get when a geek looses his mind! ...
• WTF is with idiots
  ... ... W hy the fuck does everyone seem to think that if they switch to an operating system that
• Java
  Explain something: If coffee makes you hyper, why is java SO FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!
• bored
  L e t s f u c k with t h e fonts!
• Warning! This is a rant that is not to be clicked
  It contains the curse of Northern Veil! Trust me, if you're here, you don't wanna be for too long!.
• Stupid Windows!
  ... Hmm... I guess I just used my mental powers to put shit on my iPod Nano!
• 7yrs old (7 inch hard)
  go on call of duty 4 add a nigger called SMi Reaper 666 on xbox hes a awsome sxc beast at this game
• porno!
  ... ... ...
• porno!
  ... ... ...
• porno!
  ... ... ...
• What do you think of this wallpaper?
  ... Nice huh? Or maybe this one: ... ... Or maybe, even this one: ... ... Firefox: Take back the we
• Click here! I dare you to reply to this!!!
  
• No, seriously, don't look at this rant if you have IE 6 or 7!
  I hate IE! and if you view this rant in Internet Explorer, you will get a taste of DAMN YOU BILL GAT
• Listen to this SHIT!
  ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
• Watch this fucking hilarious shit!
  
• FUCKING BEANERS
  I hope your 4th of July rocked. Ours didnt. We got the cops called on us cuz we were celebrating by
• Dell is the company from Hell
  After buying a new laptop from Dell-Top of the line-everything on it-9 months ago, I found it to be
• so i herd you liek teh mudkips ?
  so i herd you liek teh mudkips ?so i herd you liek teh mudkips ?so i herd you liek teh mudkips ?so i
• paul again
  paul use extra extra extra extra extra extra EXTRA large condoms
• paul
  my mate paul has an eleven inch penis it is in my mouth right now
• oliver
  oliver has a small dick ... haha u heard a lie ... i cant find it
• call of duty 4
  omfg i fuckin h8 juggernaught and c4 whores the have small dicks!!!!!
• RE: Fuck Penguins
  Why? Obviously you are either too stupid or too lazy too learn how to take advantage of its advanced
• Microsnort
  For those who waste your money on Windows.
• Gates vs. Jobs
  One holds you back, the other advances you
• OMG!!!
  Has anyone seen
• DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE IE6!!!
  *{position:relative} ... ........................................................b ... ............
• <body bgcolor="#003399">
  This is an experiment.
• COOL!
  ... ... ... So I can like, change the color of the page now? ... AWESOME! ... ... BTW I did this
• COOL!
  ... ... ... So I can like, change the color of the page now? ... AWESOME! ... ... BTW I did this
• COOL!
  ... ... ... So I can like, change the color of the page now? ... AWESOME! ... ... BTW I did this
• COOL!
  ... ... ... So I can like, change the color of the page now? ... AWESOME! ... ... BTW I did this
• Re: Fuck Penguins
  Why? Obviously you are either too stupid or too lazy too learn how to take advantage of its advanced
• gates vs jobs
  iPhone bitch
• My Life
  Yep, this is my life: ... Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool ... Got the twelve ocloc
• <font color=#00399><font size=+890000><font face="Segoe UI">Hmmmm...
  I wonder if that will actually seriously fuck up the formatting for the rest of the page.
• Windows
  ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Get a Mac ... Your ... operating system is obso
• up yours if you read this
  right i dont give a fuck what all you cunt say you are all nuts grow a dick mamas pets
• Excophlinglaphlin
  exaaaactly!!!!
• nigger
  my dad beats me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
• i h8 niggers
  i fuckin hate niggers so fucking much, erlier a fuckin black guy offered me a spliff but its been on
• twato
  wtf this is a piss take i bought a pack of smarties and there were no blue ones ... ...
• spell windows
  sure windows is spelled E-R-R-O-R!!!
• wife
  she is a bitch
• who give a shit
  love it playin random nd jsu typed WGAshit nd it came up AWESOME
• CONGRATULATIONS
  Your bank account has been emptied and your bloodline has been brutally murdered. Thank you for usin
• My friend sent me this link thinking he's cool
  http://www.frontiernet.net/~danley/
• Hey, reply to this!
  Then see if you can read it! ... ...
• huh?
  ... ABBACACA ... ...
• Who in the hell did this!
  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... Damn
• Bored
  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• fuck all yall part 3
  hello again everyone, ... in my last two rants i spoke out for america's troops, but in this one we'
• Fuck Penguins
  This is to anyone who has the balls to install Linux. ... God bless you. ... I tried that God awful
• Fuck Off and Die
  Fuck off and die all of you asshole price gouging bastards from the oil companies. Shove your gas up
• Read this! I dare you
  ... Sure, you can read this because it's there, but see if you can read the rest of this. ... I am
• Xilmwar
  ... Get a Mac Xilmawar, Get a Mac! ...
• Nothing in particular
  
• Completely non-computer related
  Shit shit shit, damn damn damn, fuck shit fuck shit fuck damn fuck! ... is that non-geekish enough
• I'll try this once more
  Close that Internet Security Hole you call IE. Get Startfox today! ... Startfox Home: Get Startfox 9
• Get Startfox now.
  Close that Internet Security Hole you call IE. Get Startfox today! ... ... ... Startfox Home: Get
• Get Startfox now.
  Close that Internet Security Hole you call IE. Get Startfox today! ... ... ... Startfox Home ... S
• If this works, I'm gonna freak.
  lol = MsgBox("It worked. You can freak now!", 48, "Success")
• can anyone make fun of this name?
  Uea Kusinito ... that is can anyone make fun of this name in a half-way intelligent manor?
• Bet you can't
  I dare you to reply to this! ...
• I wonder
  Who the hell are you? ...
• Segoe UI
  12 pt. blue (#003399) Segoe UI ... ... --Computer Freak
• OK! I pulled myself together
  ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
• Let's try this
  This should be an example use of the Segoe UI Font. ... This should be an example use of the Segoe
• HTML anyone?
  Wanna know how to do this? ... It's easy! ... You speak in HTML! ... You use tags like these ... wh
• this fucking sucks
  I'm so fucking sick and tired of being treated like I'm fucking worthless... I mean come on what the
• Hmm...
  Do we have HTML Support yet?
• Fuckin' Porn
  Why won't my porn hurry up and download? I mean it's only like 50 GBs all at once but I mean come o
• Pancakes!
  Waffles!
• Gun
  ╔══╦═══ ... ╚══╝ ... Small gun!
• Curtain
  ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓�
• Hu?
  [b]Where's the damn HTML?!?[/b]
• observational humour
  i am sick and tired of these people pointing the fucking obvious and being applauded for it. it ju
• Vista
  Aw, come on, people Vista isn't that bad. It is actually very generous. Its name is a list of gifts.
• Vista a name, or a list
  Sure, Vista could just be a name. It could also be a list of supplies you'll need like: ... V aporiz
• 888-666-6666
  I saw an article on-line that referred to Bill Gates' personal phone number as 888-666-6666. I was c
• Install Office 2003 today and get the brand-new product, Microsoft ActivePsychiatrist!
  Word has detected a problem with the existing Normal.dot. Would you like to create a new Normal.dot?
• I heard it through the grapevine
  Ohh... I heard it through the grape vine, and I'm just about to lose my mind, oh wait! I already did
• Fucking Hillarious
  wackyerrors.blogspot.com ... enough said!
• OK DAMN IT!
  I'm getting tired of this shit! I'm just gonna give up and go live in the Fire Nation!
• OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST
  If you knew anything about the anti-christ or the Bible, it plainly states that the when the anti-ch
• Welcome 2 insanity
  Welcome 2 a fuckd up election year. Our choices: a dried up old fart who keeps harping on the fact t
• Something half-way interesting
  See if you can figure out what in the fucking hell this shit means: ... TnUga2EnaSBYYWxt4SBYbPNzaWE
• Piss-poor rants...
  If this site is in any way representative of the things that people rant about we are doomed as a ra
• fags
  all the fags out there can go fuck yourselves! ... im so fuckin tired of all your bitching and whi
• i'm gay
  fucking deal with it ...
• If you can't answer this, the answer is no.
  Nu ka'i Xalmá Xlósia. Xalmá Xeconian?
• OK!
  The security defense code for the Xeconian shield is 'yea right, like we're dumb enough to put in a
• OMG! It actually is almost download day!
  Firefox 3 will be released on June 17! I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED!
• naked women
  hey if anyone would like to swap naked wife/gf pictures just hit me up michael_david_johnson1976@y
• All about the "F" word
  Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English languagetoday is the word fuck. Out of all
• The Most Functional Word
  Well, it's shit........That's right, shit! ... Shit may just be the most functional word in the Eng
• whogivesashit?
  WHOGIVESASHIT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
• whogivesashit?
  WHOGIVESASHIT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
• FUCK YOU AND YOUR STAFF MEETINGS
  Now just calculate how many MENTAL HEALTH CLIENTS are begging for it to be over.It has been since 2:
• fuck all yall part.2
  hello again everyone. ... id just like to say thank you to everyone who supports my rant and the ame
• ONE WORD!
  I have one word to say to the people at whogivesashit.com: ... UkFORE9NIQ==
• DAMN! that hurt!
  I was dating Ty Lee, and I guess I said something wrong because she went FUCKING INSANE and beat the
• ME!
  I am Xilmwar, the fourth Xica of Xecopolis! Bow before me! (Maniacle laugh)
• listen to this shit!
  http://www.freewebs.com/jontheinsane/Nonsense.mp3
• WTF?
  01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 0
• Who gives a shit?
  This sounds like ... some pothead scheme. What I do is very subtle a change to doctrine, ok ... so m
• More NIR
  I always wanted to be evil. Yep always wanted to, never could. I never had the heart to be the kind
• NIR
  Ah, the veils, that'll work. ... A veil, or Space X, diagram would appear as 5 sections. In the cent
• Marbles
  I was playing Same GNOME, a game where you have to match colors of ... marbles together. Usually, I
• Y
  I'm back! With weapons!
• You know what is wierd? How many people these days are the anti-Christ.
  According to www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com/ Barack Obama is the anti-Christ ... According t
• Windows
  Windows has fucked up. Please press the Fu key to reboot.
• what the fucking hell
  QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
• WHAT IN THE HELL?
  58 65 63 6f 6e 69 61 6e 20 53 63 69 65 6e 63 65 20 72 65 76 65 61 6c 65 64 2c 20 70 61 72 74 20 31 0
• I am weird.
  I am weird. ... 我是古怪的。 ... 我是古怪的。 ... Ik ben bizar. ... Je suis étrange. ..
• WTF?
  01011000 01110101 01100011 00100000 01011000 01101001 00100000 01001101 01100001 01100011 01010111 0
• Coordinates and Veils
  Xeconian Science revealed, part 1 ... Coordinates and Veils ... Complex Coordinate Series ... The ar
• fuck niggers
  i hate niggers i hope they rot in hell
• 00001000100101?
  0001001100010001001001010010000100110001000100100101001000010011000100010010010100100001001100010001
• Barcode
  2840006494
• A walk across Xecia Bridge
  Here I am walking across Xecia Bridge and HOLY SHIT! WHAT WAS THAT?
• Xilgor.
  Xilgor, send confirmation code 'do you really think i am dumb enough to actually post the real secur
• boobies.
  (to my pretty much "gf") ... ok just because you wear a "D" cup bra, ... doesnt mean you have "D" si
• fuck all yall
  you know im really disgusted with america! ... i hear everybody bitchin day in and day out about g
• Censoring websites
  This site is a prime example of fascism rearing its ugly head as anti-fascism. Hate! Who is to say
• scary dream
  I had the strangest dream last night. No one in the entire Fire Nation could bend, or even recognize
• Damn!
  Where is my shipment of Crysalisist self-regenerating power crystals?
• Directions
  I need to know how to get to the Royal Palace of the Fire Nation. I am supposed to meet Ty Lee in th
• Mozilla Rocks!
  You bet it does! See: ... Mozilla Rocks! ... From the Book of Mozilla 1:0 ... its the vow in the Fir
• I love Windows TOO!
  I just love Windows....especially rebooting! What in the hell is more fun than spending 5 hours rebo
• Mozilla Rocks!
  ... Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers ... grew legion. And t
• Penguins ROCK!
  Where can I find a 50 Ft. tall Penguin with which to smash Bill Gates with? Preferably looking exact
• Why didn't I think of this
  Sometime in the 90s, if you searched for 'more evil than satan himself' on Google, the first link wa
• Xecopolis
  I need to know something. Where and when is the next X79-a41 Shuttle to Xecopolis?
• I love Windows
  Windows is so fucking great! ... I can't wait until it crashes so I can reinstall. ...
• Not quite as strange
  I am downloading something that's 183 MB long, and I'm thinking "DAMN! DIAL-UP IS SLOW!!!!"
• Wierd Dream
  This is really wierd shit so leave now if you can! I was hunting Azula. Over and over. Every time I
• Windows 2003
  Damn its really starting to piss me off! It keeps loosing my VNC settings, and I use dial-up so conn
• Wierd
  One day, a kid had a paper missile. Well, I went up to him and asked what seemed to him to be a rand
• Ultimate way to kill Obama/Clinton if they get in
  Give Clippit a machine gun and put the little bastard in the oval office!
• Congratulations to the "African Americans"
  Congratulations to the "African Americans". Now you can have your turn at running the fucking world
• No Real Purpose
  my confirmation code is 29390
• Vista
  You are getting pissed off! Cancel, Allow, or GET A FUCKING MAC!
• God
  God and Jesus are the 1 true God. ...
• blarg
  BLARG!!!
• Server 2008 Beta 2
  You are about to body-slam your server. Cancel or Allow? ...
• Damn ActiveActive
  I woke up this morning and it seems that my ActiveX controls got an ActiveVirus and now any time I t
• OMFG ITS ALMOST DOWNLOAD DAY!!!
  Go pledge support for Mozilla to make the world record for 'Most Software Downloads in 24 Hours' and
• [/]sob[/]
  I have lost my GEGL. Does anyone know where to find him? ... [/]bitch[/] [/]whine[/]
• My cabbages!
  Not this time avatar! (firebends)
• Fuck off and die MSIE
  F-O-A-D-M-S-I-E F-O-A-D-M-S-I-E F-O-A-D-M-S-I-E F-O-A-D-M-S-I-E F-O-A-D-M-S-I-E F-O-A-D-M-S-I-E F-O-
• Clippit
  Fuck off and die you fucking annoying paperclip!
• I LOVE SEX!!!
  More then anyone else in this world. I should become a male prostitute just so i could have se all t
• This is an actual Linux terminal transcript
  ... This APT has Super Cow Powers. ... apt-get moo ... (__) ... (oo) ... /-----
• DAMN!!!
  Why can't I be Azula? ... With Azula, lying is breathing ... WIth Azula, Manipulation is second-natu
• Windows - Emphisis on NAZI!
  Windows is a nazi, that is no secret from its (C) Nazi Flag. But what beyond its nazi-boasting nazi-
• I'm Blue!
  WOW! Something hoorible happened in my life, I was processing this huge amount of papers, some to be
• I'm so damned happy?
  I love my wife and kids, I have a house and food, for God's sake what is going on here? Everone else
• Awesome! Click here!
  if you like metal, go check out this band. ... http://www.myspace.com/stallord ... you wont be diss
• WTF, O?
  Three doods checked into a motel. The clerk asked for $30 for the room. They each paid $10 and went
• Who gives a shit about your stupid shit?
  Damn, who gives a shit about your stupid shit. I sure as hell don't!!! I give a shit about my stupi
• Well this sucks
  I was going down I-20 and this asshole with a cell phone cut me off and then there was this huge fuc
• Vista
  Yep ranting about stupid nazi conspiracy codename windoze. Why is Vista slower on older hardware tha
• i have small green spots on my penis
  Is something wrong with me? or do i masturbate too much?
• dude...... i think theres a fucking light bulb up my ass!
  SERIOUSLY ... i bend over and the room is fillled with light. ... fucking sebastion must have put in
• eight is eight is but can u find the fucking seven?!
  eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is eight is e
• Happiness
  Over the years I have been to many places, I have seen many things; you could say I have lead a fulf
• udown.com
  udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com udown.com
• HOMOSEXUAL MANAGEMENT THERAPY
  Classes start on June 5th in the Maine State Hospital,third floor,room seventeen.Please bring gay li
• Why Why Why!
  My parents treat me like im a baby i turned 17 and still they wanna put a diaper on me (not really)
• do other people give a shit about your shit?
  No they dont all the other people just look at you like your retarded and just give you shit info li
• LIFE IS SO FULL OF SHIT
  Does it ever end? Yes it does.When I got to the bar tonight and drown my sorrows.
• HARD TO KNOW
  Why humans tell each other "This conversation is over.Drop it." Also hard to understand why our spec
• A COMPLICATED ISSUE
  My 75 year old fiancee is on United States probation.Sadly with his case the officer is a female and
• New Orléans
  You know how everybody says New Orleans like Or-leans? IT IS NOT! It's New Orléans. It's French. Or
• JELLYFISH
  A clear dead one on the shores.I threw some rocks at it to see what it really was.
• 910-320-4147 AND 910-320-5516
  Yes I saw those pictures of you two women eating each other out in the bathroom stalls at Crackel Ba
• I EAT DOG BISCUITS
  They are a good source of calcium and taste like a good dried out cracker.
• I HATE THIS TOWN
  Jacksonville,North Carolina sucks
• Celebrities - yuk!
  How is it our society celebrates these people to the extent we do? Every day I bear witness, as do y
• !!PU DEKCUF S'TAHT NAM
  !!MA I KNIHT UOY SA DENOTS SA TON M'I EBYAM ... (SMOKE YOU ANOTHER ONE AND YOU'LL GET TO THE LEVEL T
• One True Statment
  Most people are other people their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, th
• Silly
  Xilblin iksil niblit okin ximis opin dilu iksa nibli alba tiok sa ta utu ka du di. ... ... Wait! WT
• Guess who has AIDS now
  Windows! M$ Windows has AIDS seriously, the 5 registry hives end in .hiv which is the abbreviation f
• Does anyone else wanna tell me what to do?
  fuckin tellin me to do this shit and that and always fuckin gettin on to me for every little god dam
• RAN MY WEE LITTLE ASS OFF
  Until I was out of breath.....and then WHAM!! Collided headfirst into a metal hook,and knocked my mi
• TUB OF LARD
  Kenny you need to lose weight.230 pounds can really do some damage to our Earth,not to mention the o
• GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE
  I wish my 5 year old son would stop yelling and shut the FUCK UP.Go outside for all I care and play
• JACKING OFF
  While looking at the sky and passing gas.
• STILL A KITTEN IF EVER A KITTEN
  MEOW ... Meow
• women
  You have to admit, they are better than jacking off. That's about all they are good for. Why else do
• DUST BUNNY.....HEY CUTIE
  Yes very cute and furry.Heeeee harrrrr
• MOLECULE SITTING ON A DESK
  That is me.DNA and I am the one who fucks up your families.Bipolar,cancer,hemophilia,obsessive compu
• STERN ON ANOTHER FUCKING VACATION
  I wish Howard Stern would hire me. I mean shit, 4 hours a day, 4 days a week, with a fucking vacatio
• MY PINK SKUNK IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
  It is holding a heart that says You're So......Sweet! And it has white fur and reminds me of Valenti
• HOW TO AVOID YOUR LIFE-Part 2
  Stay home all day,cook a bunch of foods,and invite friends over.Throw yourself such a marvelous part
• WET DOG WITH STINKY ODOR......YOU STINK,WHORE
  Nasty pussy.Snarly hair.Gonorrhea,syphillis,yeast infections,and doesn't even take a bath.Yuck......
• LA VIDA AROMA MY BODY
  Goes to show that this southern bitch does NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY BODY AND WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE.Only
• Not really a rant...
  ..... Well I am not really ranting here. I am just looking for anyone who can tell me where in centr
• MALNEGLECT
  ANTI-ABUSE IS TAKING CARE OF ONESELF
• GUT FEELING
  Have I lost the man I love?
• HOW TO AVOID YOUR LIFE-Part 1
  Throw the blankets over your head.Learn that life is not something you should feel necessary to yiel
• THE SHELLBUSTER
  910-347-1919 The one who freezes ice.DESTROY OF THE FATALITY AND BRUTALITY.Lethal........Bitch.
• 910-330-6614
  Tell her I may not have to suffer anymore for I am free.
• 910-787-5839
  What this woman does not know may break her heart.Call her up and tell her what "RESPECT" is.
• WHY AM I STUCK?
  I really do not know how to get out of her grasps.She frightens me and my ability to THINK and to SP
• THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
  Well, it's shit........That's right, shit! ... Shit may just be the most functional word in the Eng
• NINE IS NINE NINE IS NINE NINE IS NINE......DREAD IT,SCREW IT
  9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
• SHOVED A CHEWBECCA TOY UP MY ASS
  50 of them.I might need a doctor but it feels so much better than a guy putting his dick up my ass.G
• Tickle your blackberries sir?
  OK, so i was walking down the street today and a cockney fellow walked up to me with his hand open,
• Is this healthy?
  I woke up this morning and both my penises were blue and constricted. I think i should see a doctor,
• Bloody Prositutes!!!
  why why why why why!?!?!?! ... ok, its all awesome right, but then one problem i have is that after
• WHITE LONELY FEMALE SEEKS OTHER FEMALES
  For-friendship ... Why-to have someone who shares my interests ... The goal-becoming more of a lovin
• Money, Insurance, Gas
  Why is it when I can finally earn a little extra money or when the government gives everyone a check
• New Blackberry
  My friend got a new Blackberry Pearl cell and I have a Razor...the 1st one. Is there some reason the
• SHANNON IS LYING TO YOU
  DO NOT BELEIVE THE BITCH.KEEP YOUR MONEY WHILE YOU STILL CAN,ERNIE.
• WHEN MY MOTHER FELL VICTIM TO HER HEAD
  Had to have hurt if she pled guilty to a murder she did NOT COMMIT.We know that Carla Bussard was he
• PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE
  Call 910-787-5839 and say these words-Please treat others better than you do yourself.Learn to let s
• THE ANCESTORS OF HUMAN BEINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS
  No,we know monkeys are one of them.We are very close relatives of the hippos,goats,and felines.
• ONE NEW THING TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORD NIGGER
  Dictionary.com says "NIGGER" is now the most offensive word in the English language.And people want
• Here's what pisses me off
  Fucking Midgets!!! Not all Midgets just this 1 lil fucker that lives in my apartments. Here's the st
• lazy people
  i fucking hate lazy people. ask you to get them something WHY THE SHIT CAN YOU GET IT!! ... fuckin h
• Who invented the "Rubber Duck"?
  Who the hell came up with the idea of a small rubber duck to put in the bath? It just doesn't make s
• why say "bloody"
  i dont get it! why do british ppl always say bloody all the time! why??
• i bet you think you are hilarious
  well i can assure you that you are not. and i am not going to continue with this. goodbye
• Who am i?!?! who am i!?!?
  who the fuck do you think you are, you cheeky little shit.
• Who?
  Who is the person who replys to our rants?? Where are you from???
• COMPLAING ABOUT RANTS
  if your gonna complain about them ... WHY LOOK IN THE BLOODY FIRST PLACE!!!
• the last six rants
  you are a very funny person i must admit. i have never seen such pointless shit in my whole life!! w
• why are public toilets so dirty? bloody annoying!!!
  everytime i go in one.... ... piss all on the floor some floating shit in the toilet. i just want a
• GAY!?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!
  probably not.. after all my name is George and i am the campest guy ever, please visit me on ... www
• is it possible to eat a fork and not get shouted at?
  every time i try this everyone ALWAYS complains tell me if you get the same problem or other things
• Posting Rants
  Isnt it just so annoying people posting rants which are completely useless.. you know the worste one
• looking for a holiday?
  somewhere thats highly popular in todays culture, many young people go there. got all the nightlife,
• ATTENTION!!!!
  i have just shat myself. for more information about this look at this website: ... www.bbcnews24.com
• should i tell her?
  Ok, theres a girl i seriously like. she has a boyfriend already, but the thing is, i dont think hes
• AVOID-HA HA HA,U-TURNS AND DETOURS
  When life throws you a difficult situation,you can either run off somewhere to a friend's house or j
• TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH.......SHOULD I COMMIT SUICIDE?
  Well,the answer to that question is no,and I don't feel like that,but I am stressed out to the max a
• A TWO-FACED PERSON AND A SHITTY DAY
  Great.I live next door to A REAL FUCKING CREEP and have HAD IT.I am fed the fuck up.He wanted me to
• THIS IS TO THE WHITE HOUSE
  FUCK YOU AND MAY OBAMA OR HILARY TAKE OVER THE OVAL OFFICE.And let the president Bush fuckhead go fi
• 732-947-7914 I'm Gay
  
• Are gas prices really that high?
  Rewind back before the summer of 2005... ... And let's say the gas prices stuck around $1.50-2.00..
• SUMMER BREAK IS OVER
  Damn it.I gotta go back to my GED classes which take place on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6 pm to 9
• stupid people
  i hate when stupid foster kids come to our school..try to act all black...and think they run the pla
• GAS PRICES ARE CATASTROPHIC
  That is weird.Ya know? I yelled out of my passenger window those words to a guy today after saying t
• THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
  Well, it's shit........That's right, shit! ... Shit may just be the most functional word in the Eng
• UOY KCUF
  Hold a mirror up to the title of this rant. ... THAT IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES....
• A VERY SNIDE PERSON,A FUCKING CUNT
  Hey,BITCH.This one is for you,hear? You called my man as well as I,and said our internet service suc
• I MAKE MEAN VELVEETA MACARONI AND CHEESE
  It's the cheesy stuff I live for.Like a big cloth of silk and so creamy.Wow.......that is some GOOD
• My Rant.
  Dont post here.
• How long did YOU wait to get SSI disabilty???..
  I'm almost 50,and have suffered with back pain most of my life,have scoliosis of the spine,among man
• i make good cake.
  mmm butter pecan bottom with cream cheese icing. delicious.
• god hates goths.com
  what the hell is that about goth are outcast of society y the fuck would they take over i come on th
• i am so effin hott
  wow i just look in the mirror and im so amazed at the sexii girl lookin back at me. i just love the
• America...
  Is the constitution even constitutional? Does it contradict itself? By the way, coupons rock.
• Hot Topic
  Who in the hell shops at the place? Wow look at me, I have a spiked necklace, how fucking independe
• MDud sucks
  There is a man I know who is completely insane. He has a background in science, but you would never
• Bo
  My friend is Bo. I am Ram. Together we are Rambo =]
• Screw banks.
  I knew I was low on money but surely thought I could afford a $2.00 pack of hamburger buns. So I gra
• Why the F do illegals get everything??
  Free healthcare, get to drive around with no insurance, don't pay taxes on their earnings and send t
• HERE IT COMES
  It is now 1:42 p.m. I dread 4 p.m. because of something awful.HERE IT COMES.INCREASED ENERGY
• HANG UP ON THE BITCH
  She keeps calling me.I will just press end every time she calls and if she will not stop,I WILL GO T
• how long have you been unemployed
  how long have you been 05/06 10:07:29 ... unemployed? Its been 5 months for me and its getting frust
• Satan, Britney Spears Top Paris Hilton In OSS References
  Anonymous Coward writes "Krugle, a software search company, had some time on its hands — it compar
• myspace whores
  why da fuck do you have a myspace prtofile if your going to put it on private you whores wat u hindi
• never wrong
  if you get a boyfriend don't worry about wat your friends think you don't have to please them only u
• I HATE AMERICA
  STUPID GOVERNMENT!!! They should be the ones sent to jail they live off of us and literally control
• Why do you think I give a shit
  Why the hell do the people I know think that i give a shit what they have, like their new car or new
• haha I just randomly found this site
  I'm really tired of being sick. I need a doctor. I want to be a doctor. When i'm older. I want to be
• QUIT CONTROLLING ME
  My life is hell thanks to you being dominant over me.YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY GIVE A DAMN AB
• Train spotting is good fun
  I don't get these people who mock train spotters. It is an interesting passtime that is very much mi
• people should give a shit
  I paid a person over $6000 to do some simple piece work for me for the last two years. I have now in
• PROPERTY OF GOATFUCKER
  OK.Why people do it is beyond me.Or maybe men are just born with a desire adverted away from women.F
• WHO HAS SUFFERED FROM BIPOLAR?
  And been mistreated in the looney bins?????
• WHAT RESEARCH SHOWS
  Humans are very closely related to felines and goats.
• society
  society can fuck off and go burn in hell
• BROKE AS A JOKE
  I'm down to three dollars and waiting on my check.It sucks...........that is why I have not left the
• Gas sucks
  To whomever controls fuel prices; go to hell.
• THE QUEST FOR SPEED
  Oh,how terrible it's been.Julie has this attitude where she feels NOTHING AND NOBODY can stop her.He
• WHO'S THE BOSS?
  Type in your answer here-
• JULIE SUCKS
  I AM THE BOSS OF MY HOUSE,NOT YOU.IN FACT,I WILL BUY ONE OF THOSE BLUE REFLECTIVE SIGNS THAT SAYS BO
• STRANGE COOKIE CUTTER
  My wife has this big collection of cookie cutters.But here's the strange thing about one of them:It'
• MUST HAVE A CAR
  I don't even have a learner's permit.A car would be nice since everyone drives me around.Come on,I'v